like the palm of my hand

You know what I don’t get about people who don’t like One Direction?

All they say is “One Direction is so fucking gay” “They’re so gay” “Gay gay gay”

And I’m just like “Who the fuck cares if they’re gay? They are still amazing!”

And they’re just like “But they are gay”

And I’m just like “GTFO of the 21st century.”

Don’t even know what I would do if I ever met One Direction

I would…

A) burst into tears and profess my undying love for each and every one of them

B) faint and wake up later and start crying

C) straight up jump on Harry Styles